"This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future."
"The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about."
"The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style."
"The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student."